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Sunday, August 30, 2009

OK guyz. So iw as bored and wrote a story called: Snow WHite and the kiss of death!!!
Either you have read it beofre or not. Not sure la. But its kinda long, just read it and give me your comments abotu what u think. Its suppose to be funny but i'm not sure!!??!!
I haven't been posting for very long, so here's my post before another very very very very long post later...LOL
This is how it goes:

Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a bratty, greedy, vulgar, violent princess - Snow White. She had the nastiest of personality, but was more beautiful than you could ever imagine, eyes the colour of the crystal blue sea, cheeks as pink as a rose in contrast to her fair, flawless face.

From young, she had been spoiled, always asking for branded things and greedy for more. Nothing had ever satisfied her needs. One day, her stepmother couldn’t take it anymore, “we are going bankrupt soon if this continues!” she complained to the magical mirror.

At the exact moment, an idea shot her mind unexpectedly; a sly smile was slowly revealed on her face, as her eyes gleamed with joy. “Let’s kill her!” she muttered, emphasizing on the word ‘kill’, with a tone that could scare the bravest of soldiers.

Despite the stepmother being more than enthusiastic about her plan, she was still reluctant to murder Snow White by herself, she had no guts. Therefore, she paid the ultimate hunter of all time…Mr. Twinkle to hunt her down for good!

The next morning, Snow White was awakened up by her impatient stepmother. She got dressed in her black denim jeans and a leather top, showing off her pierced belly button. She was leaded to the grand living room, where a muscular man with broad shoulders and bushy eyebrow stood sturdily, staring at Snow White as if she was some prize.

“Follow him, there’s a surprise waiting for you!” chirped her stepmother. Snow White became suspicious, looking from left to right, concluding that something fishy was going on.

“It’s freezing outside! I need to get my jacket or I will die!” whined Snow White before storming up the steps. Upon descending into her room, she slammed the door behind, and then ran to the cupboard to retrieve a…PISTOL! Sneakily, she placed it into her jacket before leaving for the ‘surprise’ waiting for her arrival.

“Walk this way, princess. Just follow me.” His husky voice echoed through the deep, dark forest; surrounded by trees, the height of sky-scrapers.

After trailing for more than half an hour, the man stopped in his treks and turned around facing Snow White with a smirk plastered on his ugly face. “Now, it’s time for you to perish from this world, princess! Mua-ha-ha!” he said while laughing like a lunatic.

“Listen here, Bastard! If you don’t get out of my sight in less than a minute, you will wish you have never existed. SO SCRAM!” Snow White shouted back, as she pulled out the pistol and aimed it at the man’s face.

Though he was taken aback, but never backed down. Snow White started doing her Kung Fu moves and kicked, whipped and flipped his butt. The man was bruised form head to toe, blood oozing out from his forehead and his vision was blurred. Bumping into a tree while he tried making an escape, instead he fell onto the ground and fainted.

“You are so stupid la! Think you can beat a taekwondo black-belt expert!” Snow White bragged, just as her stomach started growling hungrily. Under a tree, there laid a red, juicy apple that caught her eye. Without hesitation, Snow White snatched the apple and took her first bite. Little did she know that the apple contained venom from the cobra that had accidentally placed it fangs in it.

“Hmmm…Not bad, sweet, juicy and …” THUD! Snow White died on the floor, her mouth stained with a blackish liquid. Just then, the seven dwarfs were on their way back to the cottage when they spotted the gorgeous Snow White.

They carried her up and placed her in a beautiful, hand carved coffin. Then, lying down on their knees weeping loudly; that was part of the dwarves’ tradition.

But not long later, the handsome prince passed by with his horse, but stopped once he saw Snow White lying in the coffin. Reading too much lame fairy stories, he thought that true love conquered all, leaning down onto her lips to kiss her and hopefully revive her from the dead.

The venom on her lips was transferred onto the prince’s and it slipped into his mouth. He collapsed onto Snow White’s chest, panting heavily and crying in agony from the unbearable pain. Soon, his breathing slowed and eyes closed; and they never opened again.

He laid on Snow White’s body as he and her went to the other world and lived happily ever again or not…

Faded Away... [2:45 AM]
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Never will know the Real Me...

Emotionless self

I'm a brunette. Blackish eyes. Fair Skin.

I'm living in a world of split personalities

Quotes

I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside...
A world of confusion blinding me from reality...

Heartfelt lyrics

Someone told me that love would all save us. But how can that be, look what love gave us. A world full of killing, n' blood-spilling that world never came. - Nickelback (Hero)

Never was and never will be. You don’t know how you betrayed me, and somehow you’ve got everybody fooled. - Evanescence (Everybody's fool)

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